I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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