Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
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He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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