but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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