How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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