Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
smell my finger.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
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Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
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He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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