My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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