That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
When I said tequila slammers would be the death of me, I didn't intend it to be today. Oh god.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I couldn't think of the word "bath" so instead I told him I was marinating in soapy water
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
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