the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
Figured out why that fly won't leave. It keeps buzzing through my weed smoke
Fly high, Fly.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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