Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
Randomize
