I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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