I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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