Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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