Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
Just found my toeprints on the glass of his sunroof.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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