i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
