I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
they're like a gay fantastic four
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I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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