I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Walk of Shame today included voting.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
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Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
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This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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