I bet he comes in French.
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
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