forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
It's not really that big. Girls just think it feels big. It's a cocktical illusion.
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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