I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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