...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
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There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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