great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
so i have my big date this weekend, and i was practicing giving head with a bottle in the shower. i stopped and looked at the botton of the bottle. it was PURE MOLD! if i die, dont tell the doctors how this happened....
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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