I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Randomize
