Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
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Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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