I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
My penis needs a shock collar
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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