My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
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go home
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
