I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Randomize
