marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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