I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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