I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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