Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
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so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
Chipotle. Because when you've had diarrhea for 6 days why not just make it 7
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
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I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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