There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
you win again, gameday.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I lost the right to judge tonight
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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