Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
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He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
I transported a midget tonight. He got beat up by another, midgetier midget. Is it bad that this is what makes me feel compassion after 15 years of being a paramedic?
Midgetier?
Smaller, yet meaner.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
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After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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