Have you finally orgasmed yet?
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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