I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
OMG bikini contest at the bar. You can see this one chicks scar from her c-section and I'm pretty sure she is the best of the bunch.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
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