ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
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did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
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