you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
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how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
I have post one night stand depression
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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