I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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