What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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