real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
There are leaves in my underwear?
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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