You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
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