I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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