Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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