Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
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ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
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honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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