So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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