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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.

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• (661): View more from California

  My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss

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• (347): View more from New York

  she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.

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• (530): View more from California

  Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...

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• (226): View more from Ontario

  This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.

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• (415): View more from California

  how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability

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