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• (302): View more from Delaware

  I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?

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  2.5

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf

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• (209): View more from California

  You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.

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• (347): View more from New York

  Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.

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  Please tell me you're talking about his personality.

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• (309): View more from Illinois

  You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old

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• (716): View more from New York

  He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.

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