So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i think i have two assholes
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...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
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last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence