My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
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He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
God gave him joint rollers for hands
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Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
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