Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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