Can i not drive my cunt home
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
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He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
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okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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