Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Randomize
