there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
You know that text I sent you last night at 2? That was 5 minutes before I ran face first into a wall of not okay
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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