She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
