Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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