Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
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