i wonder why nobody wants to date me...im doing a crossword at work and asked out loud: whats a 4 letter word for 'a reason to get married?'
i was like PREG?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
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I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
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All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
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